Personalised Retirement Handyman Apron

A funny personalised apron for the newly retired – perfect for the handyman now facing a to-do list longer than their working hours ever were!

– Adjustable fabric neck tie with sliding buckle

– Main image: black apron with white print

– “You may be retired but as [Name]’s handyman, you’re now hired!” is printed as standard – just personalise the names

– Matching mug available with the same text and colours

– Avoid sage apron with grey print or dark grey apron with purple, teal or navy print

– Gift wrap and card options available – we can deliver directly to the recipient

– Designed and handmade in our Somerset studio

– Please double-check spelling, as personalised items cannot be exchanged

Colour representation is as accurate as the web process allows

Our Personalised Retirement Handyman Apron is a fun and thoughtful gift for anyone stepping into retirement – and straight into a list of home jobs!

Featuring the phrase “You may be retired, but as [Name]’s handyman, you’re now hired!” this apron is guaranteed to raise a smile. Simply personalise it with the names of your chosen recipient and who’s doing the hiring – for example: “Rob, you may be retired, but as Cathy’s handyman, you’re now hired!”

Made from durable cotton and printed in our Somerset studio, this apron is practical for DIY, cooking, or gardening – perfect for keeping clean while tackling those retirement projects. With an adjustable neck strap for a comfy fit, it’s a great gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, or as a light-hearted retirement send-off.

Choose from a variety of colours and add a matching mug or gift wrap for the full handyman-approved package.

Fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle. Fabric 90cm long ties, Width 72cm, Length 86cm.

Material: 65% polyester/35% cotton. Wash 60 degrees.